diff --git a/Documentation/lguest/lguest.txt b/Documentation/lguest/lguest.txt
index 722d4e7..78fd14b 100644
--- a/Documentation/lguest/lguest.txt
+++ b/Documentation/lguest/lguest.txt
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
-Rusty's Remarkably Unreliable Guide to Lguest
-	- or, A Young Coder's Illustrated Hypervisor
-http://lguest.ozlabs.org
+      __
+ (___()'`;  Rusty's Remarkably Unreliable Guide to Lguest
+ /,    /`      - or, A Young Coder's Illustrated Hypervisor
+ \\"--\\    http://lguest.ozlabs.org
 
 Lguest is designed to be a minimal hypervisor for the Linux kernel, for
 Linux developers and users to experiment with virtualization with the
diff --git a/drivers/lguest/Makefile b/drivers/lguest/Makefile
index 5e8272d..7d463c2 100644
--- a/drivers/lguest/Makefile
+++ b/drivers/lguest/Makefile
@@ -19,3 +19,11 @@
 	@for f in Preparation Guest Drivers Launcher Host Switcher Mastery; do echo "{==- $$f -==}"; make -s $$f; done; echo "{==-==}"
 Preparation Preparation! Guest Drivers Launcher Host Switcher Mastery:
 	@sh ../../Documentation/lguest/extract $(PREFIX) `find ../../* -name '*.[chS]' -wholename '*lguest*'`
+Puppy:
+	@clear
+	@printf "      __  \n (___()'\`;\n /,    /\`\n \\\\\\\"--\\\\\\   \n"
+	@sleep 2; clear; printf "\n\n   Sit!\n\n"; sleep 1; clear
+	@printf "    __    \n   ()'\`;  \n   /\\|\` \n  /  |  \n(/_)_|_   \n"
+	@sleep 2; clear; printf "\n\n  Stand!\n\n"; sleep 1; clear
+	@printf "    __    \n   ()'\`;  \n   /\\|\` \n  /._.= \n /| /     \n(_\_)_    \n"
+	@sleep 2; clear; printf "\n\n  Good puppy!\n\n"; sleep 1; clear